I Want Your Brains!….. And Your Thoughts.

I recently had very important discussion with Lisa.

Lisa: in case of zombie infestation
Lisa: would you…
Lisa: A
Lisa: go to the nearest costco where they have gas pumps, a mechanics shop, food (and food prep areas), furniture, barbecues, tvs, dvds, books, clothing, diamonds, and pretty much anything you could ask for all in one location?
Lisa: or B
Lisa: choose a large municipal building like a school or church with open fields nearby, build a wall around it, and send out missions for food and supplies, etc
hobbes8u: Oh definitely Costco
Lisa: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING
hobbes8u: And I think it’s worth mentioning their twelve pack muffins outside of the general label food
Lisa: i might have slanted the scenarios a bit in favor of costco, but that’s the general idea. i forget all the benefits of the compound BECAUSE REALLY, BUILD A WALL?
Lisa: oh, damn, those muffins ARE tasty
hobbes8u: No kidding
hobbes8u: And where are they gonna get the material for the wall I might ask
Lisa: excellent question
Lisa: probably from dismantling the nearby houses
Lisa: i’ll have to ask blake
Lisa: is is the major proponent of the compound idea
hobbes8u: haha
Lisa: the first is was supposed to be a “he” there
hobbes8u: No costco. You see those food missions alone are highly dangerous
hobbes8u: And you’d have to make them often
hobbes8u: costco eliminates that need
Lisa: that’s what i said! i think blake’s plan is supposed to be more of a long-term solution. like, we would plant crops and have cattle and things.
Lisa: i’m not sure where we would get the cattle in metropolitan salt lake city. like, can you send away for them in capsules in the back of boy’s life magazine?
hobbes8u: But wouldn’t the zombies die off within in a month or so
Lisa: well i guess it depends on the zombie myth you buy into
Lisa: if it’s the rage virus, then yes
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hobbes8u: ….It’s the rage virus that makes quick zombies. The normal variety are quite lethargic.
hobbes8u: and that would open up more choices
Lisa: so, slower zombies means more time to build a wall, but i don’t think traditional zombies ever die
hobbes8u: That’s true.
hobbes8u: And a timeshare in Aspen isn’t going to help
Lisa: heee. not in any way that i can see
hobbes8u: I’m going to think on this some more. It does intrigue me.

So what are your thoughts? Who knows when zombies are going to take over. WHO KNOWS WHEN??? And with popular zombie movies appearing more frequently, we need to start talking about this now.